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Back by Popular Demand: The Hymen

The French thought they got rid of theirs back in the sixties. All of them, all at once. You know, during that one protest. Remember? The one where thousands of feminists auto-erotically tore their hymens in choral unison, and then punctuated it with that unforgettable image of a thousand dainty hands raised in blood-dripping “V”s.
V-day […]

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Virginity Repair

Medical tourism is on the rise. Housewives are drinking Tahitian Noni juice, America’s elderly are jumping the border into Canada for hip replacements, and Michael Moore has firemen and women flooding his inbox with questions about when the next boat is leaving for Cuba.
Last week, UK-based The Evening Standard reported of an untold form of […]

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Doctoring Terror

By now, we’ve all formed our opinion on what happened earlier this week in London and Glasgow. Cars became bombs, nails became knives, airports became vacuums, and healers became killers.
Only now is the dust beginning to settle. “Critical” is becoming “severe”, and the colorful labels of panic are slipping ever-so slightly. In their place comes […]

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