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Back by Popular Demand: The Hymen

The French thought they got rid of theirs back in the sixties. All of them, all at once. You know, during that one protest. Remember? The one where thousands of feminists auto-erotically tore their hymens in choral unison, and then punctuated it with that unforgettable image of a thousand dainty hands raised in blood-dripping “V”s.
V-day […]

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Twenty years ago, 90% of doctors in India didn’t know what AIDS stood for. Today, several NGOs are well on their way to spreading the word, hoping to chase out the spread of the epidemic.
The Pleasure Project, in conjunction with the Instititute of International Social Development, is taking a somewhat unorthodox approach. Since the game […]

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Picture this: Two men are not getting along. One has the other hoisted over his shoulders.
Enter: black-haired beauty. Frame by aching frame, she bounces to the scene. Her jogging bosom tenderizes the tension. Both men freeze. As she arrives, she leaps slightly into the air… and when she lands, her breasts ripple and blur the… […]

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Virginity Repair

Medical tourism is on the rise. Housewives are drinking Tahitian Noni juice, America’s elderly are jumping the border into Canada for hip replacements, and Michael Moore has firemen and women flooding his inbox with questions about when the next boat is leaving for Cuba.
Last week, UK-based The Evening Standard reported of an untold form of […]

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No Gays in Iran?

Ahmadinejad was right about Iran. In his country, there are no homosexuals. It is as certain as the 5 a.m. hark of Allah on your neighborhood megaphone. They don’t exist. The flamboyant guys that the Canadian Broadcast Channel happened to film in underground cafes and parks, the ones Khomeini’s cronies either chased out of the […]

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License to Sexytime: Sex Education in Iran

Somewhere in Iran, burka-clad women are teaching young newly-weds how to unroll condoms ? and cucumbers may or may not be involved. It happens everyday. And not in some soundproof, windowless basement a vast desert away from Tehran, but in government-sponsored classrooms with seats meant for dozens of soon-to-be (and surely quite-ready-to-be) sexually active men […]

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