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Condom! Condom! A Ringtone

In conjunction with the BBC World Service Trust, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation are fighting the good fight to confuse Indians into thinking condoms are fun.
First it was riddles, then red rover, now a ringtone…
Condom Condom! The a capella ringtone

Coming soon, the fourth and final phase of Making Condoms Fun: Mumbai — Condom […]

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Photographical Warfare

As it turns out, while color-coded fear charts decide which of Crayola’s specialty crayons to choose, Iran’s busy with its own arts and crafts project.
Two days after launching highly provocative missile test, Iran has been caught broadcasting what appear to be two different photos from the exact same vantage point, taken at the exact same […]

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Everyday, around mid-afternoon, a current of neatly dressed school boys pour over the sidewalks of New Delhi, Mumbai, Calcutta. Groups of friends stay close to each other, playing affectionately. Some have their arms around each other’s waists, others in each other’s hair, and still others with their hands clasped, fingers laced between fingers.
Grown men around […]

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Back by Popular Demand: The Hymen

The French thought they got rid of theirs back in the sixties. All of them, all at once. You know, during that one protest. Remember? The one where thousands of feminists auto-erotically tore their hymens in choral unison, and then punctuated it with that unforgettable image of a thousand dainty hands raised in blood-dripping “V”s.
V-day […]

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It was just months ago that Pakistan’s emergency government shut down outlets of traditional media — TV channels, newspapers, magazines, but only few internet resources — in hopes of controlling a brewing public opinion that the government needed to be checked. In a more recent crack down, they appear to have gotten the memo about […]

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Twenty years ago, 90% of doctors in India didn’t know what AIDS stood for. Today, several NGOs are well on their way to spreading the word, hoping to chase out the spread of the epidemic.
The Pleasure Project, in conjunction with the Instititute of International Social Development, is taking a somewhat unorthodox approach. Since the game […]

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From Afghanistan, a father and a son tell of a life spent masquerading behind whichever ideology had the most guns. Whether it was the Russians offensive, the Taliban insurgence or the U.S. occupation, they’ve adapted as necessary.
“It [is] a bit like supporting a team,” the father, Malik, says.
Where war is concerned, they’ve played many different […]

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Picture this: Two men are not getting along. One has the other hoisted over his shoulders.
Enter: black-haired beauty. Frame by aching frame, she bounces to the scene. Her jogging bosom tenderizes the tension. Both men freeze. As she arrives, she leaps slightly into the air… and when she lands, her breasts ripple and blur the… […]

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Qaeda Youth: Boys being boys…

Al-Qaeda propaganda videos surfaced today, apparently telling the story of a desperate terrorist organization. Following in the vein of Monday’s statement that Iraq’s most recent suicide bombers had Down Syndrome, bombastic little boys are shown shrouded in masks, training to be terrorists in Diyalah, Iraq.
They are smaller than the rocket launchers and AK-47s they drag […]

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“Allah” said women couldn’t play soccer. And for centuries, his people listened.
But this Allah (or whoever does the talking for him) doesn’t sit on the International Olympic Committee. And the IOC mandated that any country wishing to participate in its games must be compliant with certain standards by 2010. One of the standards: all […]

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