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Condom! Condom! A Ringtone

Oct 1st, 2008 by ashwin

In conjunction with the BBC World Service Trust, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation are fighting the good fight to confuse Indians into thinking condoms are fun.

First it was riddles, then red rover, now a ringtone…

Condom Condom! The a capella ringtone

Coming soon, the fourth and final phase of Making Condoms Fun: Mumbai — Condom Animals.

Obviously, this PROphylactic finale promises to make the most waves. After all, it encourages Indians to do what BBC and Gates’ have been doing from the start: Filling ‘em up with hot air.

BBC World Service Trust: CondomCondom.org

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